剪了头发

剪了头发，又是椰壳头。

什么是椰壳头？

拿个椰壳，放在你的头上，饭后把周围多余的头发剪掉。这个就是椰壳头……印度店里的阿呢呢（ah neh neh)剪的，十年如一日，椰壳还是椰壳。没有钱的人，只十块钱一颗头，问你死没？

椰壳啊椰壳，活了二十一岁见了你二十年（剩下的那一年是光着头过的），你可不可以不要缠上我……的妈妈，让她不再着迷于你？？？

在哪里？

奇怪……是我接触的这样吗？

最近看到的多数是星洲学记得部落，其他人的呢？

不懂叻……有些不平衡的心理……

喂！一起写部落啦！

为什么不写部落

不知道有没有人问过我这个问题叻？ 为什么不写部落？

或者，为什么这么少些部落？

好，没问过的话，现在就问。

快问！

好啦好啦，我没时间废下去，拜一就要回宿舍训练合唱了，不回答的话就不知道几时才可以回答了……

嗯！不写部落，是因为……

我不太喜欢别人知道我想什么。

对，我会报告我的生活，但这不是部落，这是记事。记事就是记录我的生活。

你可以知道我有四个老婆（最新更改的），你可以知道因为大屁股我成了PM…… 但是你不会知道我对于四个老婆的想法。

因为我不想这样子惹来麻烦。

我情愿承担爆料的后果，因为爆料出来的事实是，是事实的话就不怕别人闲言闲语，别人要闲言闲语也只有任得他去，那个错的人又不是我。

但是，把自己的想法办出来，是很危险的……

为什么？

之前写一篇《别人的事》（好像就是去年的这个时候），就中了，差点酿成大战……只是，中招的人不是我，这就更糟糕……

最近……

还记得之前一篇《终于有了张满意的照片》，一直到现在还有人问我关于那女子的事……

“你们开始了没有啦？”她现在已经是我老婆了（根据cc family的）（我还有另外三个老婆叻？为什么没有人问？你们都是我朋友，不能偏心的只关心那一个老婆的！这样子我会吃醋的！哈哈……）

“她不错哦！考虑一下人家吧！”当然不错啦！酱你要不要认识一下，介绍给你咯！

“你妈把她当媳妇哦？”拜托，那个是我的想法而已…我妈，不知道她怎样想．

就这样，所以我不喜欢写部落咯！

还有，我的故事，就算你看起来好像真的，但是其中有真有假。

你想当真的，那就是真的咯！我不想在故事结束后还加上什么“纯属虚构 如有雷同只是巧合”这样的废话……

故事是什么？自己想……

我坚持的是，你看了后，得到的是什么就是什么咯！

hmm...

hmm...

seems tat many ppl tat rite blog now stop riting liao.. so i rite sumthing stupid la.

lately ppl alwaz says tat they irritate the god of lonelyness, so they now pay de consequences of being lonely, not oni coz no fren, but oso go gal/ boy frens.

i think, most of ppl r like tat.

yes, v haf frens. but not long-term de frens.

like me, i've been having stable relationships( ;-P ) wit allota frens in my primary skol, until i cant notice tat thr a much bigger sky out there.

then, i went into 2ndary skol. all my frens(so called best frens at tat time) r seperated, oni left wit 1 ppl at i noe since year 1 in primary, n one which i m quite familiar wit. but then, v din contact much n i had my own frens since then.

things went really good, i even fall in luf wit 1 of my very best fren. then things started 2 get bad.

form 4. our class had been divided. yes, i have a few close frens. but none of them were in de same class wit me in my new class. not even my gf de time. so how? lifes continue. i have 2 get use 2 all de faces in de class, get 2 noe more frens, learn 2 becum a listener, start "duo luo"'ing(which means ponteng, singing in class, kacau'ing gals...)

finally finish f4, f5, whr finally me n my classmates r getting closer, v need 2 separate again. like me n my gf did in start of f5. hated tat. but wat can do? separete means separate lo. sad ma sad lo, lifes stil have 2 go on..

then f6.

no close fren from f5 was in tat class. luckily i had my 2 good frens back in thr. n i oso started all over again, noe more ppl, frens, close 2 more ppl, in de same time healing my wound from, ermmm, so-called puppy luv(which i dun agree).. but yes, i did enjoy my 2 years in my f6. all de ppl i noe. esp de big big meng hon. duno how he doing in Bali. (lucky him. din kena bomb o tsunami...)

then, uni liao lo.

no need 2 say la, evy1 is separated. even in de same uni, but coz in diff residential coll, veli hard 2 meet de. so how? go noe more ppl lo. haih... tis time a bit cham la, coz i noe tat ppl i noe tis year maybe not in de same course wit me next year. so i can oni choose(or force) to noe ppl in de same coll wit me. so i noe 2 silly ppl, cleanspring n terence. n my christian roommate, harry potter chicken little jenhann.. these r de ppl tat is close 2 me from 1st year til now.

then 2nd year in my uni life. i've got my major in a course whr Rain Lum( lum yuzhong)(more commonly noe as drenching under de rain in mandarin). yes, its microbiology. n once again, yes, none of my close fren were in de same course wit me. so, same process again lo. lazy 2 type. u noe wat u wanna say. but veli veli happy 2 say tat, all my course mate r good, frenly, nice, pretty, smart, n handsome, like me. i enjoy playin microbes wit them. (wakaka, wat de f..k tat ecolee n summore wat thing i 4got.)(sum1 pls send de list of microbes 2 me pls...^_^

conclusion is, in my whole life, i nv had a close fren tat can accompany me in most of my activities. scouting, choir, lyrics writing, story writin, reading, tackling, studyin,examin workin, sleeping... for almoz evy activities tat i joined, all de frens r from diff habitate, niche. yes, v formed guild, but so wat... diff species means diff species..

ok la, frankly speakin. i enjoy my life, at least until now. no matter how sucks ppl think i m, i enjoyed. tat is enuf. all my frens r happy when i present. coz not happy oso they muz pretend. silly rite? but happy. enuf lo.

life is about happy...

so. wat m i tryin 2 tell here? i oso duno.

tell me wat did u get la!! waakaka...

Interesting facts

sien..
when i open frenster, read stupid buletin, wit allota chain mail thr(i opened many times but din 4ward, hei! look, here m i, typin tis stupid blog!!!), then i saw a buletin below....

(好殘忍 . 為了一時的快感而害了女生一輩子 .真過
份 !比畜牲還不如 ..那些人一定會下地獄的)


各位您好：
尤其是女士們 ，請警覺這個主題及小心保護妳自己。
對於老是往舞會 (PUB)裡 鑽的女士們，請小心 ...，
當妳飲用由男生 (陌生人 or女生 )提 供的飲料時，請
多警覺及多留心 。

各位好男人，請好心地轉 送這個訊息給你的女士朋友
們。有一種新的藥品在那種地方被使 用了不到一年了。
一種 黃體激素製劑 (Progesterex) 這種藥基本上是
一種 避孕藥丸 ，這個藥現在被強暴加害者在舞會上用
在強姦受害者以及 使受害者避孕 。

一位朋友的母親在藥局工 作，而她說這 個藥只由 獸醫
開 立在使 大型動物避孕 之 用，但我聽到這個藥被與
Rohyp nol(roofies) 一 起當作約會強姦藥 來 使
用。

因為 Rohypnol的關 係，強姦加害者們只要將它放入
她< BR>們 的飲料中, 被下藥的女孩在第二天早上 不會記得前
一
晚所發生的事 情 。

現在 Rohypnol不 單單被使用著。Progesterex 在
飲料中容易溶解 ，而且與 Rohypnol一 起使用，所以
強姦者不必擔憂幾個月 後 ，

警檢單位以 父源關係 [ 胎兒 ] 來 認定強姦加害者。
但是這 藥的影響並 不是暫時性的 。

Proges terex 設 計給馬避孕用的 ，任何女士吃了
這
個藥將 一輩子無法懷孕 。所有混蛋只要跟任何在 ' 大
學唸獸醫系的朋友 ' 拿這個藥即可遂其犯行。

它 是如此地 容易取得，而 Progesterex即將在各個
校
園裡 出來。不管妳相不相信這個警告，甚至在 網路上
都 還有人教導別人 如何使用它 。

譯註： ＊請轉寄這個警告給任何妳 (你 ) 認識的人,
尤其是年輕又天真的女孩 們。
＊馬來西亞 很可能不久就有歹徒會使用此種藥
品 犯罪，請各位女士朋友們， 多加提防

then i search the word "Progesterex", i found tis in wikipedia:

Progesterex is a fictitious date rape drug. It is part of a hoax that began to circulate in 1999 via e-mail on the internet. No actual drug by this name or even with these properties exists, and no such incident has ever been documented or confirmed.

Typical contents of the e-mail hoax are as follows, although different versions tend to turn up over time:

"A woman at a nightclub called _______ on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses. Any female who takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE.. The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university. It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know... Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives."

A version of this hoax has also recently made the rounds via bulletins on MySpace.com (July 2006). It made it to Bebo in September-October 2006.

A version of this hoax has been seen on Facebook, in the form of a group named "Heads Up Ladies", and sports the same story as listed above.

According to the Spanish language website VSAntirus.com at least two versions in Spanish have made the rounds since 2001 as well.

Furthermore, no sterilization pill for horses exists. Sterilization is done via gelding of stallions. Mares are usually left unaltered.

In addition to this vet students do not have access to drugs. Drugs can only be prescribed by a qualified, registered veterinarian (Member of the Royal Collage of Veterinary Surgeons - MRCVS - in UK).

On 18 April 2006 UK Member of Parliament Lynne Featherstone submitted a Written Question to the Home Secretary on whether the Home Office had calculated the number of date rape incidences that had been connected with Progesterex. Home Office Minister Paul Goggins replied that the drug did not exist.

wat i found interestin is, suppose de news was in english, but thr r really good, innocent ppl tat tot de news is real, then translate it into Mandarin. wat a good man/woman!!!

我是懒人

我只是个懒人。

不要叫我记得你的生日，我懒得记。

不要叫我记得学过的东西，我懒得记。

不要叫我记得怎样和你沟通，我懒得记。

不要叫我不用手机记你的号码，我懒得记。

因为我懒，我会忘记。当我忘记的时候，请不要生气，因为这就是我。如果为了你我愿意该，我会改，请不要逼我。

不要怪我没时间陪你，不要怪我不记得唱高音的技巧，不要怪我在久久没见面后不懂得和你说话，不要怪我不记得你的电话号码，因为，这就是我。

懒人一个。

假如第一眼看到的不是她

假如叶湘伦回到过去，第一眼看到的不是路小雨，怎办呢？

小伦顺利看见小雨了，可是他回到的是小雨还未遇见她之前，就是说，一切即将重新开始。

可是，琴楼毁了，他回不了现代，然后呢？

别人看不到小伦，小雨会怎么想？

他们会顺利吗？

其实，这是个灰色青春剧……