我们都不多说。就这样。不解释。
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
山上有个庙里的和尚讲故事（加强版）II
又有一天，神实在是太无聊了，于是神又再创造了世界、人类、把人类变笨、又创造了笨人病毒。
这回神作了些变化。他为人类想了一个能够变得聪明的方法，然后再把这个方法混在很多很多个不能够变得聪明的方法里面，编成了一本书交给人类，希望有个笨人能够因此变得聪明些，然后就不会病死了。
编制和印制聪明书是很无聊的，于是神在编制好聪明书后，就已经无聊到不想再去做印制聪明书的工作了。
于是，他把编制好的书交给了一个很爱说笨话的笨人，希望他拿到聪明书后会到处去告诉别人变聪明的方法。
爱说笨话的笨人拿着聪明书到处说去告诉别人变聪明的方法，可是笨人终究是笨人，大家都不相信一个笨人说的话，不相信神会给笨人们变聪明，于是没有人去照着那些方法去试着能不能变得聪明然后不会死。
于是大家都继续干着笨事。
于是所有的笨人又死了。
于是神又骂了一句：笨死了！
然后神变得又无聊又生气了。
这回神作了些变化。他为人类想了一个能够变得聪明的方法，然后再把这个方法混在很多很多个不能够变得聪明的方法里面，编成了一本书交给人类，希望有个笨人能够因此变得聪明些，然后就不会病死了。
编制和印制聪明书是很无聊的，于是神在编制好聪明书后，就已经无聊到不想再去做印制聪明书的工作了。
于是，他把编制好的书交给了一个很爱说笨话的笨人，希望他拿到聪明书后会到处去告诉别人变聪明的方法。
爱说笨话的笨人拿着聪明书到处说去告诉别人变聪明的方法，可是笨人终究是笨人，大家都不相信一个笨人说的话，不相信神会给笨人们变聪明，于是没有人去照着那些方法去试着能不能变得聪明然后不会死。
于是大家都继续干着笨事。
于是所有的笨人又死了。
于是神又骂了一句：笨死了！
然后神变得又无聊又生气了。
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Certified. Finale. Officially declare ended. Part 2
Well as i was writing up crap for my blog, Gourean msg me:
"V r departing now!"
shit.. i really duno tat today's de day u all r going to P. Tioman. Shit GR for telling me tat..
No wonder i saw no ppl in de live messenger juz now. Haha.. Hope tat u all r sleeping well on de bus now, as i hope tat tis few days wil be de best memory of our 2 years microbe life. Me being here, will be sitting in front of my laptop, flashing back de old memories of the passing two years...
苏打绿-爱人动物wma - soda green
(Pls play tis song while reading, it add to the feelings
)
Time really flies.. I can stil remember de day tat i get to noe which major i'd get.
I m in my training camp for Pembantu Mahasiswa.
Life was tough tat time, no enuf sleeping time.. When my fren tell me tat de list is out, i quickly check de list thru UM website.
I got MICROBE!!!
But not much of my fren get de same major wit me.
Out of de 17 chinese students i oni noe Peekeek tat time, n i m not too close to her too. Then a fren got Biohealth n she was also complaining tat no fren wit her, n its lucky for me as her roommate Peili is de same major wit me.
Not quite same as i expected, but ok la since i can get to knoe new frens there.
Sem reopened. I attended 1st lecture of my major in Microbe despite of being so tired attending lecture straight after duty of orientation week. All my PM frens gone back to their kampung n rest.
I m very excited bout de lecture, but it seems tat i cant recognize any of de coursemates in tat lecture as its General Microbiology and its a class wit mixture of 2nd year microbe, biohealth, 3rd year biohealth n some student taking science education.
Class are too big too.
But then later duno how, v had a class meeting n elected our class representative. V called him DaiLou as he is de eldest among us. (Hehe.. Not a bad choice, proven after two years of "service".. haha..)
Ya, i think its Aaron tat ask us to elect a class rep after lecture of microbial physio n biochem.
I guess de 1st few coursemates tat i get to know is GR, Dailou, TYY, Elaine.
Then i can recognized Laikuan too, not because of her 'big sister'ness.
I think i saw her sumwhere b4 during our secondary skol.
She is from Kepong after all.. N sheueyin also, she catches my eyeballs tat time too
.
(Hehe, would'nt scare to expose tis now, as v'd all grad n separate le.. haha). Then there's Xiupei, which i recognized her coz she'd been in a few same tutorial class n lecture during our 1st year. Alwaz hang around Hanjie n Honleong. But too bad she nv recognize me.. haha..
At the end of our 1st week, v'd ady gone out together to watch a movie at 1U.
Cant remember clearly wat movie v watched, issit Harry Porter?
Haha.. I can oni remember tat me n GR ate in A & W. Then some of de gals go buy present for one of our coursemate(oso duno who le).
Then v oso been to another japanese shop after tat while waiting for others.
Huiyen de cute little gal sat wit me n GR, so v chat n get to know her n de name of a few gals lo.. haha.. GR oso told me tat our bro actually gone to de same fac, which is the medical faculty of UKM. Wat a coincidence!!!
De easy week passed, n v started our lab work. Forgot which lab it was, but enough to show our SS talent.. Here's a few photo of tat time:
Gals posing in their lab coat:
Some classmates from other major:
De Famous Four Grass of Microbes 06/07:
Pretending to observe plate + bullying our dailou:
Till here 1st lo.. very late le.. Now is 2.45am. Guess tak sampai half way your journey rite.. hehe.. enjoy o!
"V r departing now!"
shit.. i really duno tat today's de day u all r going to P. Tioman. Shit GR for telling me tat..
No wonder i saw no ppl in de live messenger juz now. Haha.. Hope tat u all r sleeping well on de bus now, as i hope tat tis few days wil be de best memory of our 2 years microbe life. Me being here, will be sitting in front of my laptop, flashing back de old memories of the passing two years...苏打绿-爱人动物wma - soda green
(Pls play tis song while reading, it add to the feelings
)
Time really flies.. I can stil remember de day tat i get to noe which major i'd get.
I m in my training camp for Pembantu Mahasiswa.
Life was tough tat time, no enuf sleeping time.. When my fren tell me tat de list is out, i quickly check de list thru UM website.
I got MICROBE!!!
But not much of my fren get de same major wit me.
Out of de 17 chinese students i oni noe Peekeek tat time, n i m not too close to her too. Then a fren got Biohealth n she was also complaining tat no fren wit her, n its lucky for me as her roommate Peili is de same major wit me.
Not quite same as i expected, but ok la since i can get to knoe new frens there.
Sem reopened. I attended 1st lecture of my major in Microbe despite of being so tired attending lecture straight after duty of orientation week. All my PM frens gone back to their kampung n rest.
I m very excited bout de lecture, but it seems tat i cant recognize any of de coursemates in tat lecture as its General Microbiology and its a class wit mixture of 2nd year microbe, biohealth, 3rd year biohealth n some student taking science education.
Class are too big too.
But then later duno how, v had a class meeting n elected our class representative. V called him DaiLou as he is de eldest among us. (Hehe.. Not a bad choice, proven after two years of "service".. haha..)
Ya, i think its Aaron tat ask us to elect a class rep after lecture of microbial physio n biochem.
I guess de 1st few coursemates tat i get to know is GR, Dailou, TYY, Elaine.
Then i can recognized Laikuan too, not because of her 'big sister'ness.
I think i saw her sumwhere b4 during our secondary skol.
She is from Kepong after all.. N sheueyin also, she catches my eyeballs tat time too
.(Hehe, would'nt scare to expose tis now, as v'd all grad n separate le.. haha). Then there's Xiupei, which i recognized her coz she'd been in a few same tutorial class n lecture during our 1st year. Alwaz hang around Hanjie n Honleong. But too bad she nv recognize me.. haha..
At the end of our 1st week, v'd ady gone out together to watch a movie at 1U.
Cant remember clearly wat movie v watched, issit Harry Porter?
Haha.. I can oni remember tat me n GR ate in A & W. Then some of de gals go buy present for one of our coursemate(oso duno who le).
Then v oso been to another japanese shop after tat while waiting for others.
Huiyen de cute little gal sat wit me n GR, so v chat n get to know her n de name of a few gals lo.. haha.. GR oso told me tat our bro actually gone to de same fac, which is the medical faculty of UKM. Wat a coincidence!!!
De easy week passed, n v started our lab work. Forgot which lab it was, but enough to show our SS talent.. Here's a few photo of tat time:
Gals posing in their lab coat:
Some classmates from other major:
De Famous Four Grass of Microbes 06/07:
Pretending to observe plate + bullying our dailou:
Till here 1st lo.. very late le.. Now is 2.45am. Guess tak sampai half way your journey rite.. hehe.. enjoy o!
Saturday, May 2, 2009
山上有个庙里的和尚讲故事（加强版）I
有一天，神很无聊，于是他创造了一个世界。可是他还是很无聊，所以就创造了人类。
因为实在是太无聊了，他就把人类都创造的笨笨的，天天都在做蠢事来娱乐自己。
可是，他创造的人类实在是太笨了，一直只会重复做一样笨事，所以他很快又无聊了。
于是，为了让笨笨的人类变得聪明一些来做些不一样的蠢事，神又创造了一种专门传染笨人的病毒。受到传染的笨人一定要在限定的期限里变成聪明人才能避免被病毒杀死。
就这样，病毒在所有的笨人间迅速留传，很快的，所有的笨人就被传染了。
可是笨人就是笨人，被传染的笨人们还是日覆一日的干着干着笨事，直到病死的那一刻都还在做着笨事，于是所有的笨人就死了。
于是，神骂了一句：笨死了！
然后神又很无聊了。
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